BWNC ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE COMMITTEE

JOIN US IN OUR ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE STRUGGLES.

How long must the truly neanderthal among us end up getting all the girls? Just because we hang a little short and light, is no reason for us to be excluded from all the truly meaningful activist events, like Woodstock, the No-Nukes concert of 1978, or spring break in Lauderdale(no particular year).

Therefore we resolve to petition Congressman John Hall, whose hair is also kind of dorky and weird, to JOIN US IN PEEKSKILL, AND SIGN OUR RAMONES ALBUMS.

Afterwards there will be a merlot, crazy glue, and Playboy back-issues pajama party and snuggle-in, at Sherwood's place, where you will get to meet his 6 cats, close up and personal. (nose clips are recommended).

No funny stuff in his basement when the electricity's off, please!

WE HAVE A NEW ANTI-NUCLEAR MOVEMENT TO BEGIN!

The committee is, (from left to right)
Igor, Zhladek, Remy, Royce,... (unknown with scissors), and Pimply Pete



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NEW NUCLEAR COALITION SPEAKS!

YES!!

BWNC SPEAKS, for all those with time on their hands, and egg on their face!

Activists call for independent(Blair)witch assessment. Having seen Blair Witch Project over and over again, many on the progressive left feel it is time to call for an IBWA.

AN INDEPENDENT BLAIR WITCH ASSESSMENT!!

We hereby call for Governor Spitzer, and President-to-be Obama to assign a blue ribbon panel of clergymen from all faiths, especially shamans, to perform an Independent Witch Assessment, to determine if unseen and unholy essences are emanating from local electrical plugs due to imaginary spells and curses said to be centered on Entergy's Indian Point Nuclear Plant.

It is hoped the proper spells and incantations can determine if there are actually any "Nuclear Woes" at the plant, or if these are simply the malicious wishes of antinuclear cultists, hoping to close the plant, and install the world's largest Tofu factory and Hemp Farm at the Buchanan New York site.

Those wishing to volunteer as Tofu culturalists are advised to call 1-800-IMA-TOFU,
to submit past progressive rally attendance credentials, and make the appropriate donation. ($350 is suggested, children, $175...... Seniors, $155).

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